Chaxra-san

Singing this makes my lungs hurt! Go, Ai Otsuka!! XD

Marly is IGNORING ME but I am TRYING to ATTRACT his undividable ATTENTION.

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SHIT IT'S NOT WORKING. I MISS MY LULZ. D:

Marly: Wtf are you doing that? *sits on couch*

Me: *sitting on coffee-table in front of him* :3?

Marly: ...

Me: MARLY-BABY! *launches at*

Marluxia: O_o Shi-

*Couch tips over backwards*

Me: ...LOL

Marly: .........................FRICK.............................

Me: Marly, are you ok? D:

Marly: No, I'm just MILDLY IRRITATED. D<

Me: I BE SORREH MARLY-KUN D:

Marly: ...Get off me please.

Me: Hokay! :D

Marly: *Stares at overturned couch* Hmmm.

Me: ...??

Marly: Let's just leave it like that. :|

Me: Lol ok.

Xiggy: *walks in on ceiling and stares at couch* LOL DUDES *falls off ceiling*

Me: I'MMA AIRPLANE, VROOOOOOM :D

Xiggy: LOL WUT

Marly: o___o;

Me: COME XIGGEH, MARLY!

Xiggy: DUUUUUUUDE...TTE.... Sssss... TO THE SPACESHIP!!! *Xiggeh + unfortunately placed coffee table = trip'd*

Marly: ... *snigger*

Xiggy: TRIIIIIPPY, DUUUUUDESSS

Me: I HAS AN PLAN

Xiggy: WHAT IT BE?

Me: ... *whisper to them* We make lots of toast...

Xiggy: *whispering also* What then?

Marly: ...And...?

Me: We put it... in all of Xemnas's deskdrawers... >:3

Marly: ...Eh, fine. Sounds... interestingly entertaining...

Xiggy: AWESOME, DUDES LET'S DO EET :B

>D ...

HELLO THAR.

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FRICK you, AXEL THAT WASN'T FUNNY ;w;

He be laughing at me 'cos he tipped me off the chair D:

Axel: Damn right I did >D

Me: Bitch ;w;

Axel: ...Bitchbitch.

Me: Bitchbitchbitch.

Axel: Bitchbitchbitchbitchbitchbitchbitch.

Me: ...................................Bitch.

Axel: OMFG OMFG OMFG!!!

Me: OMFG WUT?!

Axel: ...OMFG INDEED

Me: ...................HOKAY THEN.

Axel: LET'S GO BOTHER SUPERIOR

Me: HOKAY

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Me: SUPERIOR

Xemnas: ...What do you want?

Axel: YO YO YO WUT UP HOMIES

Xemnas: ...

Axel: CHECK IT OUUUUUT, MY BITCHESSSSS *waves arms liek de octopus*

Me: FRICKKKKKK DAT'S KE-KE-KE-KWEH!!!!!!! IMMA MEAN DA KEWL

Axel: WARKKKKKKKKKKK THAR BE A CHOCOBO *points out window at Roxas*

Me: *turns to Xemnas* SO I HERD YOU LIEK... MUDKIPS....... 8D

Xemnas: ...Wtf no.

Axel: Ohshitplz. D:

Xemnas: ...GTFO my office.

Me: ...SURE FINE WUT? LOL

Axel: ...YEAH BITCH

Me: SHUT UP SEXY BISHIE

Axel: LOL...........................................BITCH

Me: OMFG LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLL BITCH

God, it's been a while. XD;;

Not much has happened really, aside from me and Axel getting EXTREMELY drunk on Christmas Day... Lol. Xemnas was very unimpressed... Hey, drinking age-laws shouldn't apply to me! I'm not even human! So ha, Mansex. 8D

And Valentines Day was interesting indeed. >D

I got chocolate for everyone! (Yes, even Saix) <3

Me and Xigbar also tormented Zexion and Marluxia for most of the day... Heheheheh.

I did not sleep last night and thus I feel r-e-a-l-l-y dizzy, lulz

I think I'll go wake someone up... I'm not sure who, though... Maybe Marluxia...? He's good breakfast-companion material. Right, Marly it is.

Rise and shine, Marly-kun... >D

Awww, he's so cute... I'm playing with Zexy~!

He's so crazy when he's had catnip, heheh.

Lol, yesterday he got into the meeting room and was rubbing against everyone's legs; it was so hilarious! X3

Luckily Xaldin grabbed him before he could get to Xemnas's end! ^w^

ZOMG we found another cat. Correction, Marluxia did. I was the one who made him bring it home. :D
F34r my kick-ass skills of convincing. Or whining. Whatever you wanna call it.
He's fluffeh and has STRIPES heheheheheh
They nearly invisible against his fur... :D
An', an', an' his fur is a really dark shade of grey... He's like Zexion; he's all serious and doesn't run around like an idiot... so we called him Zexy... XD
Zexion was like, what the hell? XDDDDD

Yay! Me and Demyx bought stuff!! Lots of really expensive stuff!! :D

Revamp!

I have reason to believe that Zexion is secretly a vampire. Okay, I have no reason to believe that, but it sounds pretty realistic when you think about it. AND DON'T TRY TO TELL ME VAMPIRES DON'T EXIST. We don't have hearts, so we shouldn't exist BUT WE DO. IT'S THE SAME SITUATION WITH VAMPIRES.

I went into the kitchen this morning... and Xemnas was in there... and he talked to me... weird...

AH the stupid 'love button' ad is here too! I kinda wanna press it... just to see if it'll destroy my compy... Nah. Too risky. Maybe I could do it on Axel's computer? Nah. Too risky. He'd kill me. With chakrams. Theh he'd pay Xigbar to shoot me while I fade away. o_o

I'm definitely NOT touching that compy of yours, pyro-boy.